Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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