I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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