This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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