Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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