I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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