pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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