too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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