what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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