she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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