I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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