Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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