Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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