Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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