I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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