That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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