hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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