Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
