Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
