glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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