You were right. It hurts to walk today.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize
