she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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