I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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