i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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