I wanna passion pit in your ass
my sisters under your porch take her home
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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