i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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