can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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