She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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