But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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