Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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