Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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