thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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