was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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