Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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