Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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