absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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