This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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