Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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