I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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