this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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