If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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