I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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