Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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