We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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