I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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