3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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