I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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