I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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