I wanna passion pit in your ass
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
tell me about the eggs
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