no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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