Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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