I need help removing her.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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