You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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