awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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